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A long time ago, there lived a young man named Noël. One day an angel appeared before him and told him he had been chosen to have a beard. The beard would be long and that some people might call him Jesus.
Noël was growing his beard when he knew he had to go on a long journey around London. This was because he had to pay for a special trim. Noël had to ride on the tube for hours (it was rush hour).
Finally, he got to his destination. It was crowded with other people, tourists mainly. Noël was very tired and needed a place to get trimmed. At each barbers, the story was the same. There was nobody good enough. Eventually, one kind barbers said they had a chair at the back where they kept their beard specialists. He was welcome to visit here, Pall Mall Barbers.
And so it was a short time later, Erin had given Noël’s beard a rebirth. He looked down and saw the trimmings on the floor, like a manger full of hay.
At the same time, on a hillside overlooking Brighton, some shepherds were developing beard oil. A bright light appeared on their phone. They were very intrigued. It was a notification sent by Twitter. The message told them some good news. It said they had a new follower and he had a beard.
The shepherds wanted to help the new beard. When they "followed" Noël back, they told him they received the news and his beard was to be the Beard Of The Day. They also gave him some beautiful scented beard oil, to keep the beard fresh.
Meanwhile, in far away places, Three Wise Brands saw a new bearded follower on their timelines. These brands knew beards and knew this was a very special one. They studied their scrolls where it said whenever a bearded new follower appeared it meant that a great relationship had been born.
The Wise Brands decided to follow this new Tweeter. They set off to find the beard. They were guided by the Instagram posts and tweets and eventually found it. They each offered amazing gifts. The first gave a Big Red Beard Comb, which would keep the beard on the tidy path. The second gave some Mod Cabin moustache wax and beard balm, to keep the beard healthy and neat. The final Wise Brand gave Noël and the beard some Sailor 85 clothing, so that they could look sharp wherever they went.
Everybody rejoiced at the arrival of the new beard. It was a special day that would be remembered forever. The beard was born.